When he tries to change the shown game to another more favorable one, he triggers a bar fight and manages to slip off, only for a piece of a shattered beer mug to fly towards him and pierce through his neck, slicing his jugular vein and carotid artery, causing him to bleed to death within moments. A fantasy football fanatic annoys everyone at a sports bar with his repeated yells at players and shouting out how many points they gained or cost him in his fantasy league. He soon dies from brain damage that stops his heart and breathing. However, while putting the slingshot back in the attic, a screw falls out of the ladder he is using, and he slips, falling backward and smacking his head against the hardwood floor. Annoyed by his neighbor's barking dog, a miser shoots it with a pellet from a slingshot. The first man passes the ramp, but when the second man rolls down, the ramp collapses and exposes two nine-inch framing nails from the ramp, which puncture through the tire and sever his spinal cord, causing neurogenic shock. Three men hired to clean a local dump waste time by rolling in a tire down a hill with a wooden ramp. The burglar freaks out over the husband's revival and falls off his rope, dying of a skull fracture from hitting the cobblestone path below the balcony. As the burglar escapes, the husband confronts him. Just as the story is about the end with the typical 1000 Ways to Die "Way to Die #" and title screen, the story is rewound to show that the husband did come back to life (as he had a rare condition called Lazarus syndrome in which victims who are supposedly dead are suddenly revived). The wife tries to revive her husband with CPR, but he doesn't awaken. The husband goes to stop the burglar, but gets hit in head with the burglar's baseball bat. On a hot summer night, a burglar breaks in and begins stealing things from the owners' home.
The sculptor manages to free himself, but not before his unfinished statue crashes down on his chest, causing flail chest by shattering his ribs and asphyxiating him. The sculptor then tries to wriggle out of it. The sculptor screams for help, but no one comes to his aid. Exhausted from having sex with his work of art, he tries to get up, only to find himself stuck on the statue due to priapism. Lonely, the sculptor decides to chisel a vaginal opening at the base of the statue and have sex with it.
A sculptor chiseling away at his latest project is dumped by his attention (and sex) starved wife.